The Zombie Survival Guide
is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be
stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively
comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including
how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective
defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege,
and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
16 comments:
:)) Cred ca este amuzanta cartea:D
interesanta. in caz ca intalnesc un zombie, acum stiu ce sa fac:D:))
Oh, haide :)) chiar m-a facut sa rad, desi am o zi oribila. Cele 10 sfaturi capitale :)) Mi-ar placea sa citesc o asemenea carte, cred ca as rade tot timpul.
:)))) eu rad in hohote :))) foarte tare ideea =))) mi-a amintit de jurnalul satanei :)))
LOL :)
Cat de tare e carte !!! Mi-as dori sa o citesc :))
imi place cartea...e asemanatoare cu cea care am castigat.o....decat era pentru vrajitori
Foarte funny!
forte nice titlul
Amuzant rau :))=)), cred ca as rade cu lacrimi la o asemenea carte :))=))
Suna bine, cred ca oricine ar zambi cititnd-o.
Foarte amuzanta:))Ia sa mai apara si pe la noi carti de genu:))
Cat de tare! Chiar as vrea sa citesc cartea asta.
Ceva cu zombi nu am mai citit asa ceva de mullt timp .Imi place!
Si ce sugestiva e coperta :)) Take a gun and a knife and beware :))
Ce tare!Vreau si eu cartea asta! :))
:)) Amuzant titlu, cred ca e super cartea.
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