Friday, November 18, 2011

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

16 comments:

♥MIM said...

:)) Cred ca este amuzanta cartea:D

ioana alexandra said...

interesanta. in caz ca intalnesc un zombie, acum stiu ce sa fac:D:))

Larisa said...

Oh, haide :)) chiar m-a facut sa rad, desi am o zi oribila. Cele 10 sfaturi capitale :)) Mi-ar placea sa citesc o asemenea carte, cred ca as rade tot timpul.

Unknown said...

:)))) eu rad in hohote :))) foarte tare ideea =))) mi-a amintit de jurnalul satanei :)))

Stephany said...

LOL :)
Cat de tare e carte !!! Mi-as dori sa o citesc :))

Mirela said...

imi place cartea...e asemanatoare cu cea care am castigat.o....decat era pentru vrajitori

giddusadik said...

Foarte funny!

andra lavander said...

forte nice titlul

Bonnie Ithil said...

Amuzant rau :))=)), cred ca as rade cu lacrimi la o asemenea carte :))=))

KittygoesFoxy said...

Suna bine, cred ca oricine ar zambi cititnd-o.

Andreea said...

Foarte amuzanta:))Ia sa mai apara si pe la noi carti de genu:))

Alexandra said...

Cat de tare! Chiar as vrea sa citesc cartea asta.

Palmaciu Elena said...

Ceva cu zombi nu am mai citit asa ceva de mullt timp .Imi place!

Larisa said...

Si ce sugestiva e coperta :)) Take a gun and a knife and beware :))

monika.love96 said...

Ce tare!Vreau si eu cartea asta! :))

Handmade by Wicca said...

:)) Amuzant titlu, cred ca e super cartea.

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