My Favourites: Night Huntress Quotes

Well...as I see the Dark Hunter quotes are quite popular on this blog, let's try something else. :D
Yesterday I was just remembering with Deea some Night Huntress moments - Bones moments to be precise - and was laughing out loud by myself in front of the computer (pretty cool...I wander why my neighbors stare at me). Anyway I want to share some of those moments with you(Cat and Bones are awesome) - not the best ones though, because I want teenagers to read it as well :D - see if you like it, share your opinion, enjoy!

“Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten.” My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. “It’s Cat,” I repeated firmly. “Cat Raven.” “Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.” - Halfway to the Grave

“Well?” Fear and resignation strained my voice to the breaking point. “Kill me already, you pathetic suck-neck!” That earned me an amused glance. “Ass-munch. Suck-neck. You kiss your mum with that mouth?” - Halfway to the Grave

“Bones. What an unexpected…surprise. This lovely young woman can’t be with you. She’s far too well mannered.” Well, score one for the bad guy. - Halfway to the Grave

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy… - One Foot in the Grave

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.” - Halfway to the Grave

cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off—damn ankle straps!—or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. -  One Foot in the Grave

"The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!" — Halfway to the Grave

"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much? " — One Foot in the Grave

"So do you remember this place?"
"Hard to forget." he snorted. "This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept blushing. Never had someone try to stake me who blushed so much."

He looked at the box with interest. "Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?" - Halfway to the Grave