Eric Northman Quotes

“And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?” — Living Dead in Dallas
“Your shushing won’t do any good, sweetheart. — True Blood, 2×01 Nothing but the Blood
Sookie: He’s your maker, isn’t he?
Eric: Don’t use words that you don’t understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don’t use words that I don’t understand. — True Blood, 2×08 Timebomb
“Can’t handle one little girl, Bill? Newborns can be like this. Man up, my friend, she’s not even one night old”. – True Blood, 1×11 To Love is to Bury
“It’s done. I’m part of her now. Get out of the way”.— True Blood, 2×09 I Will Rise Up
“Darling, you can nail my ass anytime”. – Dead and Gone
“Oh come on Pam, they’re funny. They’re like humans but miniature…teacup humans.” – 2×11 Frenzy
“Don’t close your eyes. Look at me, lover”. – Dead to the World
Eric: If I had known you would be this gorgeous with your clothes off, I would have tried to do this sooner.
Sookie: You did try to do this sooner, about twenty times.
Eric: Then I have good taste. – Dead to the World
“There are favours and there are favours“.— True Blood, 1×12 You’ll Be the Death of Me
“Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a ‘false.’”— Dead as a Doornail
“Good night, Sookie. I am glad you weren’t raped and killed.” — Living Dead in Dallas
“I always tell you the truth. I may not tell you everything I know, but what I tell you… it’s true.”— Dead and Gone
“I had a psychic once. It was incredible”. — Dead Until Dark
Sookie: You’re deep. You feel. There’s love in you.
Eric: Only for Sookie.— True Blood, 2×09 I Will Rise Up
Eric to Sophie Anne: I will rip your head off and throw it in the pool. – True Blood episode 3.06
Eric to Sookie: If I meet the true death without even having kissed you Sookie Stackhouse, it would be my biggest regret.  - True Blood episode 3.10
Pam: “Why are you doing this?”
Eric: “Because, Pam, Russell Edgington was maybe the oldest and strongest vampire on the planet before he eviscerated a newsman live on TV. Now he’s also the craziest, and his rage is directed at me. Do the math.” - True Blood episode 3.10
Eric to Russell: “Apparently you wanted my Fathers crown for your vast collection of meaningless shit.” – True Blood episode 3.11